I saw this on someone's profile while randomly browsing DA at work... It's my birthday, I don't feel like working. So I'm kind of ... slacking. Only a little though

RULES:
Go to Google and type in your first name and the phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense.


Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: Jasmine needs a new home! (I sure hope not.. I just moved in to my new house!)

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: Jasmine looks like a drinker (well it's my birthday - of course! -.-)

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: Jasmine Says Raaawr (Lion)(Uhh.. Wierd. Perhaps cause I'm at work!)

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: Jasmine wants attention (yes. Yes i do!)

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: Jasmine does the Naked News (k uhh...)

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: Jasmine hates boxes. She rips them up into tiny pieces. (lol)

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: Jasmine Asks a Living Legend Question

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: Jasmine goes Platinum. (oh heck yes!)

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: Jasmine likes to throw shoes (OMG noes! My beautiful shoes...)

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: Jasmine eats nachos. (mmmmm cheeeese )

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: Jasmine wears the micro thongs very well.

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Jasmine was arrested for battery and taken to juvenille detention